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IT's TIME!

Election 2010

Now at last it’s time. Time to forget the grievances and grumbles a government in power produces. Time to forget that it could and should have done more to transfer power and wealth to working people.

Time to forget Gordon’s grumbling ineptitude and obvious exhaustion. Time to forget that no candidate is perfect and particularly not this one

 

Time to remember that though Tory policy has changed many times however caring they pretend to be the job of that party is to give less to the poor to transfer more to the rich whose interests they serve. Time to remember that Cameron may be brilliant on the attack a Prime Minister has to govern and pursue a clear vision which isn’t fantasy land like the DIY society, cutting for the sake of cutting or running down his country as broken and bankrupt.

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Crime & Punishment

Election 2010

CRIME

 

Don’t believe Cameron’s broken society rubbish. Crime is down under Labour and well down in Grimsby where Humberside Police are a small active force that works well in the community.

 

Look at the latest figures;

 

All Crime: Reduced by 2480 offences, down 11.9%

 

Domestic burglary: Reduced by 511 offences, down 32.5%

 

Vehicle crime: Reduced by 173 offences, down 9.3%

 

Robberies: Reduced by 50 offences, down by 23.1%

 

Assaults: Reduced by 173 offences, down by 8.1%

 

Criminal damage: Reduced by 526 offences, down by 10.4%

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BASKERVILLES REVISITED.

Election 2010

 

 

In the Grimsby Labour party we’re always bang up to date with technology. Our latest weapon is the spatula. Not for basting. But for shoving leaflets through letter boxes.

 

Eager to avoid having my fingers bitten off by dogs I took Linda’s wooden spatula which was marvellous for pushing my newsletter through stiff letterboxes, fur lined letterboxes designed to exclude all mail, and floor level letterboxes designed to break your back. It worked well until suddenly wham, bang, growl and if came out half bitten off. Two doors down another wolf hound took another sliver. Then a third. Linda will you buy me another spatula.

 

 

 

   

VICORIA (AYLING

Election 2010

Mistakes.

 

I got her latest pamphlet to tell me what she’s going to do for pensioners like me.

 

l) She’s going to see that the basic state pension keeps up with the cost of living. She’ll be glad to learn that it already does. By law. And the last increase put it slightly ahead.

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Election 2010: Week 1 1/2

Election 2010

Exhaustion setting in. Can I stand the pace? “They’re off” yells the press. They’ve been off for years reply the pundits. Gordon has launched an election campaign for a party called New Labour which I thought was as dead as the SDP. The next door neighbours have kindly put up a poster saying vote De Freitas (not Khan this time) and knocked £2000 off the value of my house. I’ve canvassed Guildford Street to find it all knocked down. I also found a series of signs saying Gas Off, Water Off, Fuck off.

 

We are now using all the modern technology available including a s

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My Five Pledges

Election 2010

1) Grimsby First - to put Grimsby, and its people, first and foremost and to promote Grimsby.

 

2) On your Side - to fight for a fairer deal for the low paid

 

3) Europe - to oppose further transfers of power to the EU

 

4) Education - to expand education and training opportunities for our young people

 

5) Economy - to fight to shift the balance of the economy from the South back to the North

   

Hung Parliament?

Election 2010

 

Suddenly all the talk is about a hung parliament (as distinct from a well hung parliament). Bring it on. I sat in one for two years. It meant hard work and long hours but backbenchers could get their way. Witness the Rooker Wise amendment to stop the automatic escalation of taxes.
   

Timetable to E Day

Election 2010

 

Everyone’s keeping their cards close to their chests. Whips don’t know. Ministers won’t talk.
We know now the Budget is 24 March.My best guess for the rest is:
Dissolution of Parliament Wednesday 8 April (though it should be April Fools Fay for this Parliament)
Election campaign begins
General Election and Council elections 6 May     
After that my crystal ball clouds up. Ominous.
 
   

God help us - because Cameron won't

Election 2010

 

Great speech from Dave at the Tory party mini-conference. Great feat of memory too.
 
But ominous for Yorkshire Forward which he wants to sweep away with all its spatial plans investment targets bag and baggage.
 
Bad move for Grimsby. Without regional aid we’ll suffer and if Yorkshire Forward isn’t there to distribute we’ll lose out competing against the big battalions. What chance do we have against Leeds, Bradford, Sheffield, the coal fields, even Hull?
 
God help us. Cameron won’t.
   

Slogans

Election 2010

 

CHANGE (Conservative)
MORE CHANGE (Labour)
SMALL CHANGE (Lib Dems)

 

   

Rushing to End Game

Election 2010

Not long now for this wretched parliament to live. March already and a rush of legislation most of which will never pass.

 

At the end of the month, perhaps Tuesday 23rd March,  the budget with (let us pray) a few rabbits out of the hat.

 
1 April (not a good day for launching an election campaign), 2 April Good Friday. Parliament dissolved 8 April. Offices locked. Title MP obliterated.
 
Election 6 May.
 
7 May Run on sterling begins. George Soros smiles
   

Word of Advice to Dave

Election 2010

Drop George.

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What are Tories for?

Election 2010

 

It would be nice to know what the Tories stand for and what they’ll do if they win the election. They haven’t seen fit to tell us yet because leader and followers stand for different things.
   

Slogan: Let's go for boring

Election 2010

 

A Future Fair For All. The daftest election slogan we’ve had. What’s worse, I’ve heard it before.

 

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Memo to David Cameron

Election 2010

 

Why not make your policies credible? Replace George Osborne with Ken Clarke and you’re made
   

Tory Wreckers

Election 2010

 

Are the Tories reverting to creative destruction?
   

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