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General Ramblings
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11 December 2006 |
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Fourteen blogging days to Christmas. Here’s an advent calendar of blogettes. Poke each one in the eye.
Leadership. I’ve decided not to stand for the Non job of Deputy Leader. Can’t stand crowds. Too busy dealing with telephone calls and letters from candidates I’ve never heard of discovering they suddenly would like a chat.
I’m still considering standing for Leader. I can just about find the time for it because it doesn`t demand much if done properly. Attlee style. I won`t exhaust myself with endless new initiatives like Tony.
So I’m therefore advising all those who consult me about standing themselves |
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House Magazine Diary
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11 December 2006 |
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This is the half year of the two PMs. Tony goes after the May elections. Gordon comes in unopposed. Everything goes on the same as before.
It`s worrying. We need change: a new start. Instead we`ll get the great merging. Gordon becomes Tony: like Animal Farm. Policies weld together seamlessly. We pretend nothing`s happened. Yet something needs to. |
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General Ramblings
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15 November 2006 |
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Treadwater Time. We wait for Gordo. Gordo waits for Tone. Tone keeps waiting for some coup that won`t come. Like Dame Nellie Melba he invents new objectives – peace in the Middle East – save the World from Global warming – Beat the Yobs – Build the Legacy – Stop Gordon – as reasons for staying on. Forever. The people wait for change. |
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General Ramblings
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30 October 2006 |
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Normally I hate the return after the summer. It`s like going back to school. Yet now it`s wonderful. We’re all waiting for Gordo. Contenders are all friendly. John Hutton smiles for the first time ever. Harriet Flirts. John Reid cracks a menacing joke about why I`ve killed the North Sea cod. Satraps ask what we think of Peter, Gordon, John and less likely candidates. Even the Whips are trying to be friendly, though most have forgotten how, and Tommy McAvoy is practicing benign. Bliss is it in this dawn to be alive. |
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General Ramblings
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04 October 2006 |
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Emotional feast. Commentators` carnival. Delegates` delight. A Conference packed into two speeches (in truth there was nothing else to it), Gordon`s extended job application topped by Tony`s triumph. Ave, not quite, Vale. |
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General Ramblings
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11 September 2006 |
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News Front for the life time after the night before. tony has gone to the Middle East on his Walter Mitty tour, to urge a ceasefire in the Labour Party. The Telegraph says (and hopes) that the backlash against Brown has begun. Peter Hain is running round crying “Don`t Panic”. Alan Johnson is smiling enigmatically, and the great (but diminishing) bulk of a Party kept out of this Westminister Village Gala may be despairing but isn`t panicking. It just wants us all to shut up. |
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General Ramblings
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08 September 2006 |
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Tales of the death of Kings are always sad. None more so than Tony`s.
The trumpets don`t depart but begin the Last Post. The trappings fall away. Acolytes make their accommodations. A smaller figure stands before us, trying to play noble but emerging as petulant, deflated, blaming and, above all, sad. |
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General Ramblings
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06 September 2006 |
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Arrive back from R. & R. Tanned, fit, rested, like Tony, and raring to go. Unlike Tony. But the PLP has had a nervous breakdown. Panic is worse than those the Tories used to have. Everyone is signing letters. Even Blairites. Three months ago they would be begging Tony to stay to Election minus 3 (weeks, not years). Now they`re expressing delight that he`s going next year and hoping for an orderly transition when they really want someone to stand against Gordon the Inevitable. The rest want Tony to go now. Tony begins to look pathetic by leaking through Miliband the Mouthpiece that he`ll go end of May. Poor lad. |
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House Magazine Diary
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15 August 2006 |
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Not the best of years for my Party or me. It’s slipped in the polls, been clobbered in the councils and torn by a leadership struggle we have to pretend isn’t really happening in case our new Chief Whip suspends both Tony and Gordon from the PLP for bringing the Party into disrepute.
For Old, Mitchell, it’s been the year of the collapsing backbone, pain, crutches and having to speak sat down. Which made fellow MPs think I’m permanently pissed. Along with that went pain killers but these made me feel good about government policies.
Cheer up. Things ain`t so bad. Previous Labour governments have had far worse mid term problems. It will pass as the electorate makes a considered judgement on Labour’s achievement, which is good. Particularly compared to Tory vacuities and Lib-Dem impossibilities. Q.E.D. |
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Opinions
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14 August 2006 |
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Its Tony’s reality. An alternative reality, open to all the faithful. A better, nicer, more benign and Christian reality than that inhabited by the punditteri, the Westminstrati, the Torytrots, the mediarati and other cynics including you and I. It’s Blairworld. Come right on in. In Blairworld New Kipling shoulders the White Man’s burden wherever President Bush tells him to, and preaches Boy Scout ethics to recalcitrant races, Mad Mullahs and Murderous Moslems, reinforcing them with bombs where necessary and keeping nuclear subs handy just in case the going gets rough. |
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General Ramblings
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10 August 2006 |
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Tony should go on holiday immediately and stop sitting around in London pretending that he’s exerting influence in a world which isn’t going to listen to poodles when the leashholder is going to be forced to do something.
Bush cant afford to let the killing of Lebanese civilians and the destruction of their environment go on to give the Israeli’s time to defeat Hezbollah because they can only achieve that by destroying Lebanon. He’s forced to listen to swing states such as the French and Turkey, not to a poodle whose going to jump through any hoops Dubya wants. In any case, staying on in London to denounce militant Islam is only going to infuriate cabinet colleagues and those in the Labour Party who never go on holiday, into a rousing reply of “We wont be fooled again” Long guitar refrain. |
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02 August 2006 |
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Tony Blair performed so well on his US visit it made me feel proud but also guilty about attacking him for so long. He got a great reception though not as much coverage as Fidel Castro’s illness. |
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General Ramblings
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26 July 2006 |
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Austin’s summer blog. In which Your Hero reveals how he escaped to USA, found God, provided Him with a new message” Who would Jesus Bomb?”, foretold the collapse of the dollar, forcing the resignation of Bernanke and had a long interview with a Porn Star. Read on |
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General Ramblings
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21 July 2006 |
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My lovely party and the nasty media who tell us what our policies should be are both living in a pos- Blair world.
We’re awash with speculation about possible candidates to oppose Gordon and endless gossip about who`s been promised what job by him. Both are coming fast and furious as we wait with the curious passivity of those who are about to die, for Gordon. |
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17 July 2006 |
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Life’s moved into parallel universes. In Blairworld Tony leads us on, bravely launching new initiatives and reforms and justifying everything with his brilliant eloquence.
But no one’s listening. Everyone else is in Post-Blair World. There Tony’s history (without a bracelet). People are calculating support for alternative candidates, not just for deputy but for the leadership. Possibles are Alan Johnson, Harriet Harman, Hilary Benn, John Reid, John McDonald. These are for ABGs (Anyone But Gordon) people, but on the precedent of Bryan Gould, others wonder if anyone will stand against Gordon the Invincible. Meanwhile the Chancellor’s own supporters speculate about who he’ll offer what job and try to stop him endorsing every Blair whim. Identity cards are the only thing left which he hasn’t nailed himself to. My question is how long can we straddle these two worlds? |
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General Ramblings
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11 July 2006 |
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Degeneration of Hansard. Tony Wright’s brilliant speech on the BBC (10th July) included “f***-off”. Now faithfully reproduced in Hansard (Column 1186). Now f*** off Tony. |
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General Ramblings
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06 July 2006 |
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What on earth is Gordon doing? Does he have a check list of Blairite policies so that one by one he can tick them off: nuclear power? Right on. Polaris missile renewal? Yes Sir. Public service reform? More please. Iraq? Kill on. Ninety day detention? Why not more. The only box left unticked so far is ID Cards and the £19 billion bill for them. |
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Opinions
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21 June 2006 |
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Whither Europe? A Sheffield blastfurnaceman shows how. That’s an article I wrote in my impetuous Euro-sceptic days but Whither Europe is now the major preoccupation of our ruling class, the Euro-elite. They’re worried by the fact that an organisation which has to keep moving on has stalled in a pause for reflection which could turn into paralysis. |
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General Ramblings
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21 June 2006 |
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The last European Council and the last bored PM statement on Monday, 19 June marks the official end of Tony’s efforts to reform the European Union. |
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General Ramblings
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21 June 2006 |
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News Flash. Now government is being turned into a front organisation for The Sun implementing Rupert’s policies, principles and economics, three new initiatives are to be announced to show that New Labour has, after all, a sense of purpose. |
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