It’s impossible to tell what the Tory party policies are. They change so often.

 

Sure Start: First scrap them. Then cut them. Now keep them.

 

Spending cuts: First massive and immediate. Then less and more drawn out. Since Monday apparently none for a year.

 

Tax Allowances for Marriage: Start of last week the Tories are in favour of it. Though only for couples where the wife doesn’t work. Then it occurs to them that all other relationships will pay a Tory tax to finance it. So they say they’ve messed up and it won’t happen. Then they announce that it will happen. Just not yet.

 

Crime: First hug a hoodie. Then build prison ships to put hoodies in.

 

Go Green: That’s the slogan but two thirds of applications to build turbines are rejected by Tory Councils.

 

Northern Ireland: First it’s sustain the settlement. Then it’s merge the Tory party with the Unionists. This would mean that a Conservative government couldn’t be an impartial peace broker.

 

Why don’t they just issue a blank manifesto entitled whatever you’d like us to be?