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Prince Charles preferred killing small birds at Balmoral to going to New Zealand for Ed Hillary’s funeral. Big mistake. The Government couldn’t spare anyone form the European Constitution. Not even Prezza, who should have gone. In 1953 we were proud to claim Hillary as British.
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They want an Angel of the South. Oxymoron. Show the pompous pillock. Also a waste of money. We need a statue on to the M1, “You are now entering God’s Own County”. And one on the M180, “Grimsby is Great”. A huge statue of Grim the Happy Founder. At least he wasn’t gay.
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Watch the futile debate on the European Constitution. We can’t alter, reject or consult the people on it. Total farce.
But none of this is worse than the fools, knaves, creeps, sycophants, grovellers, aspirants, pillocks, idiots, Euro-dafts and other riff raff who rise intermittently to read briefs given to them by the whips about what the EU will do for the environment, race relations, child protection, the war on dandruff, the regular brushing of teeth, removal of tattoos and body hair, breast enlargement and the Second Coming, of Tony Blair presumably. Pass the treaty. Paradise begins!
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The Daily Mail said France has been refusing to allow us to x-ray lorries for asylum seekers without written permission from the asylum seekers hidden inside. I asked the Home Office. Sadly not true, which stops us asking if passing the constitution would allow the x-rays to be restored. |
