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Written by Austin Mitchell
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25 February 2008 |
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How would Jesus vote? Labour. Who would Jesus want as First President of Europe? Tony. Even though He’s a Eurosceptic.
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Little Liam is determined to show himself tough on immigration. Sadly he can’t do anything about it because all the Eastern Europeans streaming into Warrington to make vodka are free to come in as EU citizens. So he’s determined to bash the Kiwis, Ozzies, Canadians and South Africans to show he’s doing something. Who cares about the fact that so many of them fought and died for us in two world wars came from British stock and have distant ties with us. They’re not Europeans. Fuck ‘em.
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Welcome to TonyPres. The first and most powerful website dedicated to making Tony Blair the First People’s President of Europe, heir to Charlemagne, Charles V, Napoleon and Hitler.
Tony’s got bored with being Quartet envoy to people who won’t listen. He’s made his nice retirement pile. Time for a bit of gloir. Euro glamour and the respect of people he really likes. Le jour de gloir vas arriver.
Time to give us your values, your expressions of support and your arguments for Tony to
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. Don’t’ leave the heavy lifting to Mandy. Do your bit. For Europe and Saint Tony. TONY UBER RULES. |
