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Mitchell Offers Therapy Sessions |
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Written by Austin Mitchell
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06 May 2008 |
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for Misunderstood Ministers and Battered backbenchers,
“People ask me”, says Britain’s foremast Psychohypnotherapist, “What’s gone wrong?”
“The answer is simple. We told them things can only get better. They did. But not in any obvious way. We’ve done well by wealth, big business, the banks and the movers and shakers. But peanuts for the people. We’ve not delivered to them and they’re fed up of us.
The next two years must be the time for taking from the top lot and delivering to the multitude who labour. In Pickford’s lorries.
Drop the Miseryguts image. Switch to SuperMac. I believe in Toynbee, the Lord and giver of money.” |
